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« Odgovor #10 poslato: 21. Decembar 2012. 11:43:05 »

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« Odgovor #9 poslato: 21. Decembar 2012. 11:02:26 »

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« Odgovor #8 poslato: 21. Decembar 2012. 01:42:59 »
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« Odgovor #7 poslato: 21. Decembar 2012. 01:38:20 »
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     Let me ask you something...
     If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?
     If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous?
     If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other more?


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« Odgovor #6 poslato: 21. Decembar 2012. 01:23:44 »

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« Odgovor #4 poslato: 18. Decembar 2012. 18:48:24 »
Sedi penzioner ispred Narodne Skupstine i maze govna na parce hleba.
Izadje Tadic i pita:
- Sta to radis covece?
- Kriza Predsednice.
- Evo ti 1000 dinara i skloni se molim te.
Penzos stavi pare u dzep i nastavi da radi isto.
Izlazi Dinkic iz Skupstine i pita:
- Sta radis to covece?
- Kriza Ministre.
- Ma mazi to tanje, bice jos gore.
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« Odgovor #3 poslato: 18. Decembar 2012. 18:40:43 »


Ovo nije ni vic ni klip, ali meni je ipak smesno. Nadam se da ce biti jos nekom.
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« Odgovor #2 poslato: 18. Decembar 2012. 18:38:05 »
Otišao Srbin, da peca na nekom jezeru u Americi gde je inače pecanje zabranjeno. Ribe k'o blata. Zacas navadio punu kantu ribe i tamam je poneo, kad - rotacija. Policija.
Policajac: Gospodine, ovde je pecanje zabranjeno. Krivično ćete odgovarati za te ribe.
Srbin: Ovo su moje ribe.
Policajac: Kako?
Srbin: Fino. Ovo su moje ribe. Ja ih svako jutro donesem ovde na jezero, pustim ih da se malo isplivaju, poslije ih zovnem, one se fino vrate u kantu, nosim ih kući i sve tako. Hoćete li da vam pokažem?
Policajac: Hajde.
Srbin istrese ribe u jezero. Tajac nekoliko sekundi.
Policajac: Hajde sad.
Srbin: Šta?
Policajac: Pa zovni ih.
Srbin: Koga?
Policajac: Pa ribe.
Srbin: Koje ribe?

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« Odgovor #1 poslato: 18. Decembar 2012. 18:37:22 »
Sam naslov kaže, kačite viceve i smešne slike i klipove pa da posle kada nam nije dan imamo sve na jednom mestu da se oraspoložimo

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