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« Odgovor #10612 poslato: 17. Oktobar 2018. 19:52:42 »
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     Let me ask you something...
     If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?
     If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous?
     If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other more?
     Do not try to fix whatever comes in your life. Fix yourself in such a way that whatever comes, you will be fine.


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« Odgovor #10611 poslato: 01. Septembar 2018. 10:23:56 »
"Ja sam poliglota, volim životinje." (Zorica Marković)
"Da, ja sam samokritična, naročito prema sebi." (Ceca)
"Reci mi, molim te, koja je fabula radnje?" (Ivana Baltić)
"Institucija, to neko ili ima u sebi ili nema." (Keba)
"Omiljen pisac mi je Tolstojevski." (Ceca)
"Volim filmove sa srećnim happyend-om." (Ceca)
"Gorane, ti si blizu tridesete decenije!" (Sanja Marinković)
"Rodio si se u Zemunu, a pre toga?" (Ana Mihajlovski)
"Pevaću odsad pa sve do današnjeg dana." (Maja Nikolić)
"Bilo nas četvoro i ja petoro" (Džogani)
"Kako se na bosanskom kaže Ð?" (Mia Borisavljević)
"Ja ne volim privatno da se šminkam. Volim da odmaram mozak." (Karleuša)
"Srećom, moj je mozak genetski pozitivan, tako da je bilo potrebno da budem ono što jesam." (Viki Miljković)
"Nema potrebe da bilo šta komentarišem, jer ja sam intelektualac." (Petar Kapisoda)
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     Let me ask you something...
     If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?
     If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous?
     If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other more?
     Do not try to fix whatever comes in your life. Fix yourself in such a way that whatever comes, you will be fine.


~ 7 Lots ~ Lenormand  ~ Letnje Astrološke Konsultacije

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« Odgovor #10610 poslato: 28. Avgust 2018. 20:24:42 »
Спој
Данашња Србија је диван спој модерног и традиционалног. Грађани јој се лече на "Гуглу", а лекове купују на пијаци.


Победа
Не знам шта се дешава око Косова, али ме страх да опет не победимо...

Упозорење
Има оних финих возача градских аутобуса који своје путнике упозоре кад примете да џепароши улазе у возило. Ваљали би нам такви да нас упозоре и кад џепароши крену да улазе у власт...

Братски
Увек кад распишу тендер остваре велике уштеде.

Брат брату неколико милиона.

Познати
Наша полиција не испушта из вида познате криминалце.

Прати их на "Инстаграму".

Срамота
Судећи по домаћој штампи, Срби имају ново свето тројство.Кију, Слобу и Луну...

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« Odgovor #10609 poslato: 28. Avgust 2018. 09:52:09 »
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     Let me ask you something...
     If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?
     If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous?
     If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other more?
     Do not try to fix whatever comes in your life. Fix yourself in such a way that whatever comes, you will be fine.


~ 7 Lots ~ Lenormand  ~ Letnje Astrološke Konsultacije

Van mreže Šmišonja*

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« Odgovor #10608 poslato: 24. Avgust 2018. 15:08:27 »
Ti si iz Sibira?
-Ne, ne, iz Srbije.
Sibir?
Ne, znate: Djokovic, Guca, Tesla..
Aaa, Srbija: Vucic, Dacic, farma, parovi..
IZ SIBIRA SAM!!!
:stars: Šmiš :stars:

     Let me ask you something...
     If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?
     If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous?
     If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other more?
     Do not try to fix whatever comes in your life. Fix yourself in such a way that whatever comes, you will be fine.


~ 7 Lots ~ Lenormand  ~ Letnje Astrološke Konsultacije

Van mreže Šmišonja*

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« Odgovor #10607 poslato: 22. Avgust 2018. 15:04:17 »
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     Let me ask you something...
     If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?
     If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous?
     If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other more?
     Do not try to fix whatever comes in your life. Fix yourself in such a way that whatever comes, you will be fine.


~ 7 Lots ~ Lenormand  ~ Letnje Astrološke Konsultacije

Van mreže Šmišonja*

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« Odgovor #10606 poslato: 21. Avgust 2018. 16:46:50 »
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     Let me ask you something...
     If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?
     If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous?
     If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other more?
     Do not try to fix whatever comes in your life. Fix yourself in such a way that whatever comes, you will be fine.


~ 7 Lots ~ Lenormand  ~ Letnje Astrološke Konsultacije

Van mreže Šmišonja*

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« Odgovor #10605 poslato: 20. Avgust 2018. 18:03:38 »
:haha: :up: :haha: (nakit :smeh: )
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     Let me ask you something...
     If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?
     If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous?
     If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other more?
     Do not try to fix whatever comes in your life. Fix yourself in such a way that whatever comes, you will be fine.


~ 7 Lots ~ Lenormand  ~ Letnje Astrološke Konsultacije

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« Odgovor #10604 poslato: 20. Avgust 2018. 17:59:30 »
Визија
Оно што је наш вођа рекао јуче, данас се остварило.

Какав је то визионар!

Накит
Срби од накита најчешће носе - камен око врата...

Симбиоза
Свет је некад живео у робовласништву, а данас живи у демократији.
Једино у Србији та два система егзистирају паралелно.

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« Odgovor #10603 poslato: 20. Avgust 2018. 17:58:51 »
Kada na TV-u vidim da jedu, uzmem i ja da jedem.
Kada vidim da upražnjavaju sex, uzmem i ja da jedem.


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:stars: Šmiš :stars:

     Let me ask you something...
     If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?
     If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous?
     If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other more?
     Do not try to fix whatever comes in your life. Fix yourself in such a way that whatever comes, you will be fine.


~ 7 Lots ~ Lenormand  ~ Letnje Astrološke Konsultacije