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« Odgovor #10630 poslato: 28. Avgust 2019. 12:41:13 »
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     Let me ask you something...
     If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?
     If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous?
     If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other more?


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« Odgovor #10629 poslato: 22. Avgust 2019. 14:13:01 »
     Nismo se dugo smejali :lol:

Ništa gore nego kad se u jednom mesecu potrefi dečiji rođendan, osiguranje kredita, registracija automobila i svadba.
Iskoristiš sve postojeće resurse, crne fondove...i odlučiš da se raduješ kad je već takav običaj. Ali radost traži društvo...a društvo bi da se svađa...jer se mora prištedeti na nekim stvarima.

-Šta si to majke ti obukao? Idi promeni košulju, izgledaš kao kondukter.

-Pa ako obučem onu drugu reći ćeš da sve slike sa svadbi imam u istoj košulji.

-Pa obuci onu što su ti deca kupila.

-Ne mogu da zakopčam na stomaku.

-A onu zelenu?

-Ta nista ne propusta...ko oklop.Oćeš da me saraniš po ovoj vrućini!A vidim ti si već crninu obukla!

-Pa jesam,znam crno nije za svadbe, ali staviću neke svetlije detalje.A i sužava me.

-A jel' imaš neku haljinu onako... tamnije crnu?

-Tu čuvam tebe da oplačem, samo bojim se izaći će iz mode,zato požuri da ne budemo na šteti!

-Avetinjo!
Koliko ćemo da damo za poklon?

-Pa ne znam, i koliko košta stolica, pa za nas četvoro... pa još malo da im pretekne.

-TIi nisi normalna...bolje da smo poklon kupili!

-Pa otkud znas šta im treba?A i ovako je jednostavnije.

-Kako jednostavnije, a gde je kićenje, pa materina pogača....pa idi mi dođi mi....slike...gorivo...A uostalom izeš svadbu ako ne dobiješ jorgan,Ambasador ćebe..šerpu za pekmez...tri escajga i servisa...
To i nije svadba...Mora svadba po nečemu da se pamti...

-Tebe će definitivno upamtiti po košulji "Karte na pregled...Stanica Vrpolje ko nema kartu napolje."

-E...Selma...ne naginji se kroz prozor...ću da te frknem napolje matere mi!
Sine...šta kažeš ti, kako mi stoji ova košulja?

-Boli me uvo kako tebi stoji košulja , ja nemam šta da obučem!

-Kako nemaš, pun orman haljina!

-Pa da, ali u svima sam već viđena i imam slike na fejsu.

-Pa briši slike! Imaš onu što si prošli put išla u svadbu,ta ti je bas lepa!

-Onda ti promeni košulju,pa da uštedimo na slikama!

-Promeni ti malo ton, znaš! Zbog vas i nemam ...te rastete...te se gojite...vi bre žene niste normalne...iglu u orman ne možeš da staviš!

Gledam i ne verujem.
Ako ima nebeske pravde u sledećem životu on mora biti žensko, i to da mu pubertet bude pun akni, PMS razarajući,adolescencija puna frustracija i klimaks nakrcan valunzima...

-Ajde mir, za pola sata treba da krenemo.Ajde čekaj...malo ispaši tu košulju...zavrni rukave ...digni kragnu....ovako da izgleda sportski...nasmeši se...ne prevrći očima...eto...ajde možeš tako...E takoc!

-Šta mi uradi ženo!! Osećam se nekako orezan ...ko živa ograda!
A šta ćeš s plodovima...kod njih ovo orezivanje ne pali?

-Ma obući će se one...samo uvek drame...Evo ih ljubi majka...vidi ih kako su lepe.

-Ajde upadajte u auto...kasnimo!
Trebao sam nešto da jedem...ko zna kad ću se tamo dohvatiti...prošli put sam na onoj svadbi crk'o od gladi...jedva sam dočekao čorbu...a zbog vas smo zakasnili na predjelo!

-Nismo zbog nas...nego zbog tebe !Kružio si pet puta okolo da nađeš besplatan parking.

-Ja bar nisam pojeo dekoraciju od predjela!

-Pa volim rotkvice

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     Let me ask you something...
     If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?
     If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous?
     If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other more?


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« Odgovor #10628 poslato: 22. Maj 2019. 09:42:37 »
Moraju jos i duge noge, tanak struk :)

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« Odgovor #10627 poslato: 21. Maj 2019. 17:52:26 »
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     Let me ask you something...
     If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?
     If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous?
     If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other more?


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« Odgovor #10626 poslato: 03. Maj 2019. 19:59:38 »
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« Odgovor #10625 poslato: 29. April 2019. 21:29:47 »
     Baš se odavno nisam ovako nasmejala :histerija:

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     Let me ask you something...
     If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?
     If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous?
     If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other more?


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« Odgovor #10624 poslato: 07. Mart 2019. 10:42:22 »
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     Let me ask you something...
     If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?
     If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous?
     If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other more?


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« Odgovor #10623 poslato: 07. Mart 2019. 10:41:27 »
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     Let me ask you something...
     If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?
     If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous?
     If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other more?


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« Odgovor #10622 poslato: 07. Mart 2019. 10:36:26 »
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     Let me ask you something...
     If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?
     If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous?
     If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other more?


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« Odgovor #10621 poslato: 07. Mart 2019. 10:34:02 »


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     Let me ask you something...
     If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?
     If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous?
     If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other more?


~ 7 Lots ~ Lenormand  ~