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« Odgovor #10582 poslato: 03. Avgust 2018. 21:58:06 »
Споразумевање
Једна мајка се обраћа сину тинејџеру:

- Даунлоудуј ту знојаву мајцу да ти је пропустим кроз антивирус програм и абдејтујем за сутра.

Логично
Кад јарбол и заставу платимо три и по милиона евра, онда ћемо да распишемо и тендер за ветар, јер мора застава да лепрша...

Тајна
Једног писца питали да открије тајну посећености својих књижевних вечери.

- Увек најавим да ће после промоције књиге бити бесплатно мерење притисka.

Рок
За новогодишње осветљење издвајаћемо милионе све док се грађанима не упали лампица...

Сервисно
Као што "Београдска хроника" објављује који делови града сутра неће имати воду и струју, могла би почети и да најављује у којим деловима града ће се одиграти обрачуни криминалаца.

Да грађани знају и да се на време припреме.

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« Odgovor #10581 poslato: 02. Avgust 2018. 19:05:26 »
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     If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous?
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« Odgovor #10580 poslato: 30. Jul 2018. 20:48:23 »
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     Let me ask you something...
     If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?
     If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous?
     If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other?


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« Odgovor #10579 poslato: 29. Jul 2018. 10:35:24 »

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« Odgovor #10578 poslato: 28. Jul 2018. 14:07:07 »
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     Let me ask you something...
     If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?
     If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous?
     If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other?


~ 7 Lots ~ Lenormand  ~

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« Odgovor #10577 poslato: 28. Jul 2018. 13:49:56 »
Правило
Живот брзо пролази. Од интересовања за халтере до интересовања за холтере, пут је кратак...

Жирант
Радницима "Азотаре" Душан Бајатовић гарантује праведан социјални програм.

Ако им га држава не исплати, исплатиће им он лично, чим му легне први део плате за овај месец.

Црњак
Самоубице које скачу с мостова доказ су да све више Београђана силази на своје реке.

Шминка
Тачно је да смо од државе направили проклету авлију, али погледајте само како нам је леп травњак...

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« Odgovor #10576 poslato: 23. Jul 2018. 09:16:16 »
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     Let me ask you something...
     If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?
     If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous?
     If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other?


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« Odgovor #10575 poslato: 23. Jul 2018. 08:58:41 »
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     Let me ask you something...
     If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?
     If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous?
     If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other?


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« Odgovor #10574 poslato: 23. Jul 2018. 08:54:44 »
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     Let me ask you something...
     If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?
     If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous?
     If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other?


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« Odgovor #10573 poslato: 20. Jul 2018. 09:00:03 »
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     Let me ask you something...
     If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?
     If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous?
     If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other?


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